THE NHS (National Health Service) issue Apr 11, 2015 20:35:19 GMT
Post by Administrator on Apr 11, 2015 20:35:19 GMT
The NHS currently costs around £9 billion
7.5 Billion is lost in UK tax avoidance
Consumer spending on tobacco products in 2012 amounted to an estimated £15.1 billion
I would like to suggest the idea of a "recreational prescription" of safe medicines designed for pleasure and that can be combined with your own personal medicine program.
This would add at least £15 billion to the NHS.
Also signing up to this program would mean you have to see a doctor or speak to one at least once a month or every 3 months for regular sexual health, cancer, diabetes and other checks. This will be payed for easy. (your mobile biological unit will be checked for disease of all kind mental physical and astral (joke) as a requirement for optimum operational capacity as your part in the body of "the united kingbody". Also your domestic, anger and social problems, err i mean health will be catered for by a first class service!) Sexual tensions will be relieved by a specialist branch of multi gender and natialality soviet spies. (just kidding)
Also the new funding will pay for continuous brainwashing.,, erm i mean research and development and 24 hour online help and also special counciling if needed, that will contribute to research as well.
We will need to find the best possible staff for this to be possible and they will need to be screened for the best possible skills and caring ability.
We will not be guinea pigs any more than already with all the foods we have been given with sugars and fats. This will be the start of THE HUMAN BODY CALLED THE UNITED KINGDOM, healing itself and keeping itself happy & healthy by every single person being respected and wanted as a real living "Cell" of the human body.
If you ask why your body is growing cancer and will not stop when you ask the cells to stop.
Then ask why the food makers will not stop making sugar high foods NOW immediately.
Why the banks and mega rich are holding all the energy reserves in their fat bank cells?
To ask your body why it is not doing this or that or why it will not is the same as why the Highways agency will not stop ruining roads that have nothing wrong with them. cancer cells dividing, roundabout being split and changed for no reason other than " THE MACHINE THAT CANNOT STOP".
the mind that cannot stop thinking... it ticks over never stopping always trying to "work things out" when nothing is to be worked out. the job has been done already...
endlessly turning over words and language searching for meanings in sentances that were singular and simple... looking into dark matter over and over unwinding magnetic "BENT ENERGY" that is its own micrososm to see what it is made of... smaller & smaller circles colliding in billion dollar machines..... unravelling everything until untimately there is nothing but the bundle of matter stood there called "The scientist" he has found nothing. His prize. Only to find there is something. Himself. The horror of looking outside the universe, and into the smallest cloud only to find his own mind still screaming for the answer to the ultimate riddle he will never solve because his limitless mind is weaving and knitting its own endless puzzle and its own new expanding universe of questions.
Something like that, only happy and with kittens. Now where the spell checker?? I mean the gas chromotograhy machine. I need to check this. (heehee)
Your biological unit will be entered into a prize draw at the end of earths final days for a discounted place on the mothership galactica.
Thank you for your co-operation.