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Post by Administrator on Aug 18, 2015 22:50:12 GMT
Seeing as I posted a footy video earlier... This is a photo I did a few year ago for this online thing... A double exposure, where you do two photos with the camera in exactly the same position. You can do it with a regular camera by winding the film backwards, or do it digital which is easier for the same effect. In the picture you lean forward to give the illusion that you are headless, because it is hidden from the view of the perspective of the onlooker. Then a paper head is stuck on the wall in the other photo to make it look like you have booted the head into the goal post. I learned it from my peers on the photography site. They did loads of variations. Neat trick. This wall does not have the goal post painted on it anymore... my brothers mate was doing some work on it, stripping the pointing off the wall.. but he never finished it off, he kinda did a strange job of it, because he left a huge patch on, that was shaped like a big shark or fish, with a sad face. I am not certain if this was intentional piece of artwork or not??? I will get a photo of it, to critique. Ok so if I am wrong on this so be it... But does this have the look of being intended to resemble a shark or fish? (even if it doesnt I wonder what any of the Dragons on dragons den would say if they had contracted someone to strip the whole wall? I do not think they would be too impressed about the style of the work? The point of mentioning this is this. IF someone can "take the piss" in the work environment who is NOT working in public service position on the council or in a government department, then can someone who IS working un such a department UNDER POLICY similarly "take the piss" in other ways such as not being honest when there is a duty to do so? And if so, Can we try to only employ on the Council and Government, only staff who will "not" put up incorrect road signs and "not" do other things to the detriment of the public??? Because fair enough, stripping a wall is not undertaken under any specific policy, yet working for the Police or Government DOES involve a very important and serious employment policy. Can you remember this cartoon, Sharky & George? Crime busters of the Sea? haha. Brings to mind the Ringo Starr song "Octopuss's Garden" hehe.
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Post by Administrator on Aug 19, 2015 22:10:00 GMT
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Post by Administrator on Aug 20, 2015 20:40:55 GMT
BBC 3 New Series First shown: 19 Aug 2015 Available for 29 days Duration 30 mins TOP COPPERS 1. The chill of the cockney freezer The comic adventures of Justice City's hero cops Mahogany and Rust. Notorious Cockney crime boss Harry McCrane takes over an ice cream factory. LINKS> www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b066zdd4/top-coppers-1-the-chill-of-the-cockney-freezerwww.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b066vv61/episodes/playerThis is a funny part, they have a lil Jackson kid on the computer. The Kowalkski thing is interesting.. as I went to Brierleys solicitors to try get some help, but they said they dont do criminal cases, even though they do litigation, which is what I am after really. Anyway, the girl there sent me up the road to a SWAZINSKI's solicitor who do criminal cases. But I could not find the place I gave up looking & when I got home I searched online & SWAZINSKI's IS IN BRADFORD!!! Not far from the Central process bureaus Jardine House, bolton road! hmmph!
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Post by Administrator on Aug 20, 2015 20:51:05 GMT
I absolutely love this stonehenge video at 0:42 seconds. This person has a unicorn head dress on and does this wild dance with his hands.. its a bit like Mr.Ed.. a bit strange yet mystical. haha. Lodsa decent stonehenge videos on youtube... I like the flute music. Though IMHO you would do good to top the Church fitters High Reel.. True celtic trance magic. Another good band is Saltfish40 & the creelman if you like that kind of thing.. These type of tunes share a similar construction to the Dr.who theme tune, because you have the rythmic backing instrument to set the time and then the leading instrument takes your mind off following the notes. Reminds me of the White Horse chalk art... Probably some old ancient ferrari appreciation cult?
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Post by Administrator on Aug 20, 2015 21:11:45 GMT
How about this? How old is the Doctor? When this google Dr.Who game was online I thought it was RAD! I played it all the time! I had to get the best score I could on it! Heres the game! LINK> www.google.com/doodles/doctor-whos-50th-anniversaryCan you beat my time of 1 Min 50 Seconds ? (not photoshopped!) I dont believe 1:45 is possible! But with the way my phone & computer are acting slowmo recently I believe anything is hackable, err I mean possible. In my personal opinion you can NOT beat this Commodore 64 Dr.Who music! Warms the cockles of my heart! Reminds me of visiting my friend when we all used to play Commodore 64 & Amiga games "Nostalgia" So... in the Clint Eastwood film "Unforgiven" I am certain there is a character called "English Bob" & as far as I remember they have Gene Hackman beat the fuck out of him. I am not saying "English Bob" looks anything like the first Doctor. And certainly nothing like Bob Geldof! But Lex Luthor is the greatest criminal mind of our TIME? errr??!! Its a good job the Police are not investigating "Thought Crime" aint it!? As if to add insult to injury or to A-jury. or In-Jury.. or..ahh whatever!
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Post by Administrator on Aug 20, 2015 21:37:38 GMT
I think We studied this picture in Art History class.... Dogs playing cards. Do you think any are cheating? who will win? lol. I hope they are not training eachother to be a "weapon" lol. Have you ever heard of the term? I think some guys are supposed to train eachother to attack people if someone says something about them? Then one other guy claims someone has said something (usually involves a lie) and then the "weapon" attacks, or is fired.. Human weapon? Unfortunately the game gets worse when someone ends up with a messed up face from being "fired" at someone bigger than them, or fired straight into prison by the weapons would be "peer friends". Other games involve, obstructing exits to hinder people, hiding or moving things and leaving messages in the form of signs or symbols. (I am guilty of that one only by bad influence). I actually have had this happen to me a few times when younger (some guy was told said I said something about his girlfriend) One time when leaving a pub they stood in front of the car, but we got away with no trouble. (I didnt even know this girl) and one other time in the pub in town when someone had been putting 'post it notes' about a guys girlfriend sounding like a mouse on his car...And he was looking for people to fight who "might" have done it. personally I think its the secret forces who meddle with people for amusement, abusing public paid for communications. or it could be Branson??? or I am talking a load of old tosh!!! truly I am. Could it be a old labour party Mi5 joke against people they didnt like? Ripping people off with ebay computer scams? Would they do it? Is this just complete speculation and rubbish? Can people mess with peoples relationships by dicking around with SMS text messages between people? Are we 100% in control of our own lives as far as we think we are? Who controls what adverts pop up on a screen? Is it all too much to waste time worrying about? Is paranoid just an Ozzy song? or is it PAR annoyed, with the possibility there are bigger Dog games out there in the world? like M6 Toll road tricks? Are the road signage tricks "Dog games" If any game is, then that is top of the list. I must just say that I am lucky not to get much trouble in my life, except from speed cameras (even though driving sensible) and that without showing off in any way, if you spot trouble you can usually avoid it or use the Obi-Wan kenobi magic.. If you believe that can help you. In fact THIS FORUM IS A SERIOUS DETRIMENT TO MY OWN PERSONAL LIFE. And I have not embarked upon this venture lightly, as it GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN, because my intent & desire is to have peace & quiet and do normal things.. Well.. an added bonus would be somehow to make it so everyone can more of less within sensibility do everything they might like to do in their life. I am not certain it is possible, but I am Certain Cameron is your man. Or nicola sturgeon... Or.. someone in the swimming baths changing rooms?
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Post by Administrator on Aug 21, 2015 21:09:46 GMT
Here is some music I did if you are interested to hear? This one is a 45min or so track of various music & mix overs I did like a kind ofsonic collage... You can download if for free on that soundcloud website I think. You might not like it. Called: Demo Track, for purposes of this forum. The music turned out this way for several reasons. 1. I had never done music before and I was making my first ever music. (I think EVERYONE should make a music album, just to see what their own music would be like if they made any. Doesnt matter WHAT it is. Just for the sake of trying, you might be surprised. Mine Is sketchy and my computer messed some of it up, I was working with a program that was set up to do a set number of bars, not freestyle recording. Also i was sat on a tiny stool with the keyboard rested on an amp and everything was a mess, plus I used charity shop or cash converter instruments. I wasted some money getting it mastered, stupid without getting it procuced properly first. I did my own producing. Some of my songs & albums are "Made" to be sketchy as the vibe of it, like kind of robotots with human emotions, a bit off beat & other stuff its just sketchy because I am crap. haha. I would not say I am a performer of music, more of concepts and tunes. I can think of beats but I am not patient to get it down perfectly. Although with this specific track, its not too bad because it is supposed to be a mass canvas of ideas, introspection, reflection & contemplation on the subject of "the soul" and various samples of other peoples creative material in their own work. (borrowed) Not for purpose of an important part of the main music) I think its called samplng.. but i did the music itself. Its abstract. LINK> www.bentcop.biz/demotrack.mp3
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Post by Administrator on Aug 22, 2015 16:53:34 GMT
There is a company going around with this as their logo.. I thought I would put it up on here..
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Post by Administrator on Aug 22, 2015 17:04:13 GMT
What is your Dream Vehicle? (if you dont use public transport?) This is my dream vehicle.. VW split screen camper.. about £10,000 apparently for a decent one these days.. I wish they would bring out a DECENT modern version. EXACTLY the SAME bodywork as the original, with modern brakes & running gear & engine. possibly even an electric engine, with the new level system & air power on the front as a big spinning VW logo and suspension power as well??? You could give people lifts in it!!! haha. A few stylish tweaks here & there and awesome interior, that can be transformed from bus to camper very easy. I think people would buy it. Its great how they turned a German symbol of war into Peace, after the Nazi's! I had a bay window camper on black plates tax exepted for a very short time when I was around 20. It had an Audi 1600 engine in it! There was a problem with it and the guy reckoned he couldnt fix it... sold it on at no loss to this other guy & apparently they "got it" going again, but funny it was that he wrote it off & crashed into something shortly after! What bad luck. I prefer the split screen window anyways. The idiots at work stuck porn pictures on my camper when I parked it at work, the basterds. One of those guys moved to the USA & the other hit his head on a roller shutter while drunk at work unfortunately & passed away. True story. Wierd. Anyways... Think Happy thoughts.... Would be great if everyone got along & trusted eachother & could give people lifts into town with little minibuses. Would be a cool culture, instead of 2 seater cars!!! as if you are going shopping or picking the kids up from School in a 2 seater!!!
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Post by Administrator on Aug 22, 2015 17:45:42 GMT
Did anyone loose this rabbit by the 3 nuns roundabout the other week?? I found it & have washed it! It is pretty cute, I am going to keep it & look after it..if that makes you cringe?? Someone either lost it from the car or it was planted there. My White rabbit died, I am not certain if it was from being in shock from panic in the bath one time, or if someone did something to him?? So IF anyone did, I say FUCK YOU! If not then.. I will keep this little white rabbit to remember him. He was called Percy. after Percival - to percieve
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Post by Administrator on Aug 22, 2015 18:52:18 GMT
Hmmmmm, verra strange. I am watching this program Comedy Feeds - 2015: 1. Dead Air and it says it was first shown on 21 August 2015. Today is according to my computer the 22 August 2015, which means it was first shown yesterday. BUT I have already watched this Program over a week ago!!!!!!! Look. I have NOT photoshopped this image it is taken from my internet browser!!!
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Post by Administrator on Aug 22, 2015 18:55:16 GMT
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Post by Administrator on Aug 22, 2015 19:14:14 GMT
Another thing... I was at the "sovereign" pub a short while ago having a pint with my mate, outside & I was telling him that I go to the 24 Petrol station opposite quite a bit because you can go in all night, as its quite a decent petrol station! Also I was saying that I see the police there quite a lot! I was wondering if they go for a "doss" drive there to fill up, because its quite far from town, or the nearest police station? Anyways... The next time I went to that petrol station (Think it is a co-op one) at night time, you had to go to the NIGHT PAY counter! im like WHAT?! apparently so they claim it had been ROBBED 5 TIMES! at knife point???!!! in the last month??!!
So I am mega pissed off that some IDIOTS have ruined it for everyone now and we cannot go in there through the night time!!! They have no consideration for anyone else!!!!!!!!!!
To add to it the Petrol station at Honley has now closed its shutters for late night serve! although that one is not 24 Hours. But still, Not fair at all.
Who the FUCK is robbing petrol stations with a knife??? WHY??!!! it has got to be the same people, or even the Police off duty!! who know they wont get caught??!! Or staff??? Its got to be one of those, or someone just doing it for purpose to annoy the fuck out of everyone??!! What is the point robbing a till? how can you do it 5 times in a month without the police getting enough evidence to catch them??? When the police are always up there? Ive seen the police be allowed inside as well still during lock in time & Ive seen a couple of police officers walking around that petrol station looking suspicious as well. A woman & a Guy officer. Who is doing this?? can you PLEASE STOP IT . RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE.
IF YOU WANT A TILL WORTH OF CASH, WHY DONT YOU ROB A BANK NOT A SERVICE STATION TILL!!?? Obviously not talented enough to do a bank over, only go for the easy hit. Most likely with Women behind the till as well. ARE YOU BEING PAID BY THE NEWSPAPERS TO MAKE STORYS??!!! YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE A DRUG DEALER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am always surprised when I walk into a corner shop that has one of those post office style safety screens, with EVERYTHING behind it! (A few in Liverpool! no offence!)
Can the council PLEASE give these people a decent job for decent money!!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually do not want a wage. I just want to go about daily normal life with people getting along and doing something that is productive to the day. and people just being allowed to get what food they want/need to eat. And get on a bus or a cab somewhere. If your BANK was WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. Not HOW MUCH YOU HAVE. Then IF YOU HAVE DONE SOMETHING.... You are allowed to get some things. Simple.
Like a to do list.
Drive people here, or make this & that. Clean that, ect... DONE! Now get what you want.
A FUCKING VILLA IN PORTUGAL AND A FERRARI, GOOD!! NOW FUCK OFF!
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Post by Administrator on Aug 22, 2015 19:54:03 GMT
Gross National Debt FY 2015* £1.36 trillion one Billion is supposed to be 1 thousand million? I am not even going to look into a trillion. But I worked it out as, if EVERY PERSON WORKS FOR FREE FOR 2 YEARS, we will have paid off the countrys debt! UK deficit at £10bn Barclays bank proffits last year were £2.55bn? Loyds Halifax The overall profit of £863m Natwest Operating profit before tax was £817 million This means that the GOVERNMENT is SPENDING 5 times more than Barclays? or 10 times more than what Loyds & Natwest are MAKING in proffit! These are all general figures.... Really, we need the GOVERNMENT to be neither LOOSING OR MAKING any money. And the Banks to be operating like machinery, with wages to all staff & owners. NOT TAKING MONEY FROM PEOPLE. When you have a BALANCE, where the GOVERNMENT is not MAKING MONEY like a bank, or LOOSING money like a Gambling addict (national lottery?) And Buisnesses like BANKS are not TAKING money for themselves, but also either NOT NEEDING TO MAKE A PROFFIT, JUST ROLLING AS A CLOCKWORK COG TO DO THE JOB... You realise that Camerons DREAM, of "BALANCING EVERYTHING" with digit juggling of great complexity and detailed depth, IS REALLY THE SAME THING. THE SAME END POINT. THE SAME GOAL, THE SAME SOLUTION. Because when you have calculated EVERYTHING CORRECTLY WITH A BUDGY JUGGLE so all MONEY BALANCES, you find that.. YOU DONT NEED THE MONEY. BECAUSE IN TRUTH ALL IS STABLE, AND ALL THAT IS HAPPENING IS A FLOW THAT IS IN EQUILIBRIUM. PEOPLE JUST DOING THINGS, EVERY DAY. AND THERE CAN ONLY BE 2 TYPES OF THINGS YOU CAN DO. 1. stuff you like doing 2. stuff you do not like doing (and or other people do not like doing) Or .. STUFF PEOPLE ARE GOOD AT & STUFF PEOPLE ARE NOT GOOD AT. There is nothing in this life & world OTHER than that. People doing stuff they do/do not like. & People doing stuff they ARE/ARE NOT good at. THAT IS THE ONLY ANSWER TO LIFE. NO MONEY, NO FIGURES, NO TIME, NO PLACES, NO WARS, NO BUISNESSES MATTER UNLESS 1. PEOPLE ARE DOING SOMETHING THEY LIKE. and 2. PEOPLE ARE DOING SOMETHING THAT THEY CAN DO WELL. AND EVERYONE IS GOOD AT SOMETHING. EVEN IF ITS ROBBING PETROL STATIONS WITH A KNIFE. HAVE YOU TRIED PEELING POTATOES? TRY A BIGGER KNIFE??? LEADING A SAFAIR OR JUNGLE TRIP CUTTING THROUGH FOREST??? TOO HOT? TOO LONG HOURS? TOO BIG KNIFE? FUCK ME, JUST GIVE THEM THE MONEY WHAT ARE THEY EVEN BUYING WITH IT ANYWAYS??? GANJA? ? GOD
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Post by Administrator on Aug 22, 2015 19:56:56 GMT
I CAN NOT STAND GANJA IT IS SHIT. There are people whos DREAM is to sit on a beach smoking Ganja all day. That is NOT my dream. The problem here is people have very different ideas of what they want out of life. Can SOMEONE PLEASE HELP THEM DO IT. BRANSON!!!!! FOR GOD SAKE GET THESE PEOPLE TO A BEACH AND GET THEM SOME GANJA!!
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